bored bizarre poems

This must be read with a nasal country accent.

Fondue I don't know anything about you
Fondue what am I going to do with you
Fondue well heck excuse you
Fondue I'm turning my nose up at you
Fondue ah choo
I think i might be allergic to you.





Because I'm a fan of Warhammer 40,000


Chaos marines on the front porch
Tyrannids on the back porch
Orcs on the west wing
Tau on the east wing
Armor clicks and pings
Going to be a fun day as a Space Marine
Pow! Bam! Pew! Pew! Ping!
Let those bullets fly and zing
Tonight we dine on chicken wings.