Most ridiculous Comic book Characters

I saw this video recently listing the most ridiculous characters in comics and here's my own list.  by the way i like making lists.


1.  Superpro-Guy dresses up in a football uniform to fight crime.  Really Sports and comics NO!  Casey Jones has been the only good sports hero ever!
2.  President Obama-  As a writer at least have the imagination to create a president's name don't use the worst leader in America's history to ruin a Spider-Man comic.
3.  Bat-Cow, Thor Frog, Spider-Ham-  None of these animal superhero crossovers should have happened.  just plain stupid.  and yes in comic book history they all did happen.
4.  Howard the Duck-  Never saw the appeal or the movie.  He ruined many issues of Sh-Hulk totally unacceptable.
5.  Triathlon-  Three times the speed, strength and agility of an Olympic level athlete.  This guy was LAME!  he got his powers from the church of the triunine  understanding.  no wonder the Avengers thought it was a cult.
6.  D-MAN or Demolition Man-  It had nothing to do with the movie.  Really Captain America made a homeless man an Avenger claiming he was the ruler of a sewer kingdom of people.  The bathing jokes got old fast.
7.  Jimmy Olsen-  Really Superman's Pal!  The guy had a watch to summon Superman.  Instead of damsel in distress we have Princess Toadstool from Mario Brothers as a guy being an enabler causing the Kryptonian to have to come rescue him.  Really have you fed Superman's hero complex today.  Learn to fend for yourself kid.
8.  Supergirl's horse-  What does the maid of might need a horse for?  Um she can fly last i checked besides horses hurt people.
9.  Solo-  Guy walked around yelling "While Solo lives terror dies.  This guy was a blatant Punisher rip off with a teleporter.  Even Deadpool was cooler.
10.  Lois Lane-  This woman just feeds Superman's desire to rescue someone.  She enables his ego.
11.Sentry-  The power of 10 suns, he's schizo, his own enemy and he's been written out of existence.  This guy needs help.
12.  Crime Syndicate of America-  Justice League as villains.
13.  Hank Pym-  Has more persona's than one hero should have and doesn't even want to be a superhero.
14.  Squadron Supreme-  Avengers and Justice Legue rip off.
15.  J.Jonah Jamison-  He's important to Spidey's life and lore but listen to his rants even after hero after hero saves him you'd think he'd get a clue.
16.  Batroc the Leaper-  Just his name is lame.
17.  Nightwatch-  Showed up in Spider-Man comics looked like Spawn  I have all 12 issues of his only series but he was Spawn with no spiritual elements.
18.  Shuma Gorath- Somehow this thing made it to the Marvel Super Heroes game not sure if it was ever in a comic.  It was essentially an octopus with one huge eyeball spitting electricity.
19.  White Rabbit-  Alice in Wonderland gets crossed with a lady of the night.  She has no powers or abilities just dresses like a bunny.
20.  Blob-  This is basically an overweight version of Juggernaut.  Instead of stopping him you can't move him.
21.  Purple Man-  We were running out of ideas so we made someone obscure with purple skin and gave him mind control.
22.  Mr. Sinister and Apocalypse-  I realize in the X-Men universe they're bad guys but i can't figure out their powers in the comics or cartoons.
23.  Wolfsbane or Feral- Same type of powers except on is a cat and one is a wolf.
24.  Captain Marvel-  Marvel and DC have so many heroes by this name it's confusing.  There's guys and girls and different powers but the same name it's out of hand.      
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Reading struggle

As many of you know i had eye surgeries on both eyes and for whatever reason when my eyes healed a spiderweb kke fluid built up behind my toric lenses causing me a great deal of trouble being able to read when i read books i have to use reading glasses and a magnifying glass.  This poem is about my struggle.


pages, words, black and white
texts, ever shrinking
distortion, text swims
Desperately wanting to read
light messing with
my gaze
I once read and devoured books
Now i struggle with just one page
Magnification glass causing
my imminent frustration
I want to read
spiderweb of fluid is
maddeningly thwarting me
I cover my eyes
People don't understand
the strain
I'm not in pain
Not being able to read
goes against every fiber
in my ingrained brain
Black and white
in specks
Grr i feel trapped in mazes
I'm not illiterate but
a little fluid has rendered
me agitated
I love to read
my passion has been abated
Like Rowdy Roddy Piper's
fingers to the eyes
or X-Force's Cable I feel
like someone
has gone and said
"Stab his eyes!"
I want to read
and be transported
away by beautiful
words on a page
frustrate me no more
Doctor assist me i implore
Fix my eyesight
with a laser's might
grant reading right
to this Psycho Knight

Zac's food guide

Zac’s food guide

 Gumbo- Catfish Charlie’s
Steak Fingers- Eirinni’s
Greekxican- Eirinni’s
Souvlaki chicken- Eirinni’s
Gyro platter- Kuzina
Fish and shrimp- Wings and More
Wing and tender combo- Wings and More
Chicken parmesan- Eirinni’s or Beamers
Gris Gris platter- Catfish Charlie’s
Hunan Beef- Taiwan
Pan fried fish- Taiwan
Borrocho shrimp- Taqueria Jalisco #8
Cammaron con chili- Acapulco
Cheeseburger- McDonalds in Driscoll Children’s Hospital
Baked spiced cod- Spohn hospital
Patron plate- Taqueria Jalisco #8
Pot stickers- Genghis Grill
Bacon, Swiss burger add mushrooms, fries and pineapple drink- Orange Creations
Italian Chili- Carinio’s
Pasta E Fagoli- Olive Garden
Egg drop soup- Taiwan
Spicy chicken tenders- Golden chick, Hooters, Popeye’s Church’s
Turkey and dressing- Ole Steakhouse, Village Café, Town and Country.
Bacon, pepperoni, mushroom pizza- Beamers
Chicken fried chicken- Beamers
Kung pao chicken and Beijing beef- Panda Express
Bourbon street chicken- Golden corral
Shrimp stuffed avocado- Papi Chulo’s
Centinela plate- Papi Chulo’s
Beef and shrimp teriyaki- Wings Plus
Shrimp, chicken, steak- Shogun
Shaggy Dog roll- Shogun
Chicken fried steak- Beamers or Catfish Charlie’s
Super Bird- Denny’s
Flaming platter- Taiwan
Buffalo Platter- Hooters
10 pieces wings, 3 mile island, all flapper- Hooters
Po’ Boy- Silverado
Potato salad- Silverado
Fire roasted tortilla soup-Jason’s Deli
Spicy chicken sandwich, 6 pcs nuggets, waffle fries and fruit cup- Chick-Fil-A
Chips and queso- On the Border and Fuzzy’s Tacos
Chips and salsa- On the Border and Papi Chulo’s
Green Chili stew- Rudy’s
BBQ chicken- Silverado or Mac’s
Teriyaki chicken- Logan’s
Sailor’s platter all blackened- Red Lobster
Jalapeno sausage baked potato- Rudy’s
Shrimp scampi- Red Lobster
Blackened mahi sandwich, with tater tots and 3 mile island sauce- Hooters
Cinnamon rolls- Cici’s
Beef stew- Bill Miller’s, Town and Country
Chicken and dumplins- Cracker Barrel or Andy’s Kitchen
Subway melt- Subway
French fries- Orange Creations
Buffalo wings- BJ’s Brewhouse
Southern fried chicken- BJ’s Brewhouse
Pale ale chili- BJ’s Brewhouse
Fish and chips- BJ’s Brewhouse or Hooters
Pizookie- BJ’s Brewhouse
Garlic cheesy bread- Panjo’s
Red beans and rice with ham Louisiana style- Catfish Charlie’s
Pick 3 appetizer- Logan’s
Key Lime pie- Red Lobster, Hooters
Strawberry milkshake- Denny’s
Bacon mac and cheese- Buffalo Wings and Rings
Jalapeno chicken- Sirt Fry 88, Taiwan
Cajun shrimp pizza- Panjo’s
Chicken tortilla soup- BJ’s
Pepperoni extreme pizza- BJ’s
Mcnuggets- McDonalds
Amy’s turkey-o- Jason’s Deli
BBQ Brisket and spicy cheddar sausage- Dickey's Barbeque Pit
Talladega turkey- Panjo’s
Oatmeal raisin cookie- Subway
A-! thick and hearty- Whataburger
Patty mel- Whataburger
Whata chicken bites- Whataburger
Twists and cinnamon rolls- Gates donuts
Jelly filled doughnuts- Shipley’s
Green apple slush- Sonic
Brown bag special- Sonic
Create your own combo- On the Border
Endless tacos- On the Border
Sopapillas- On the Border
Bacon wrapped street dog- Weiner Schnitzel
Honey chipotle chicken crispers- Chili’s
Cinnamon twists- Taco Bell
Caldo- Acapulco, Kiko’s
Beefeater- Jason’s Deli
Chicken teriyaki- Origami
Half hunan beef and half sweet and sour chicken- Taiwan
Popcorn and pepperoni pizza- Target snack bar
Wingstreet wings- Pizza Hut
Walkabout soup- Outback
Blueberry muffins- Andy’s Kitchen
Grilled turkey sandwich- Price’s Chef
Chicken strip cheese- Hooters
Fish sandwich or basket- Snapka’s
Virgin Pina colada- Hooters
Buffalo shrimp- Hooters
Fire roasted guacamole- Chili’s
Croutons- Price’s Chef, Jason’s Deli
Lobster tail- Red Lobster
Jalapeno hushpuppies- Catfish Charlie’s
Cheesecake with strawberry topping- Catfish Charlie’s
Kookaburra wings- Outback
Peppered cream corn- Rudy’s
Rancher plate- Bill Miller’s
Any po’ boy- Nolan’s
French toast- Denny’s, Atomic Omelet
Fruit cup- Chick- fil-a, Atomic Omelet
Wild rice- Silverado
Cajun rice- Popeye’s
Honey buttered rolls- Golden Chick
 Beef or chicken empanadas- On the Border
Comerones a la Diabla-La Tapatia
Chicken cordon bleu- made by Marion Gentry
Fried rice- Wings Plus, Taiwan, Shogun
Fried catfish with okra and mix the tartar with lotta zing- Golden Chick
Corn fritters- Golden Chick
Creamy turkey soup- Ol Steakhouse
California roll- Shogun
Zac salad- Red Lobster
California club flatbread pizza- BJ’s