Monday, September 29, 2014

Most ridiculous Comic book Characters

I saw this video recently listing the most ridiculous characters in comics and here's my own list.  by the way i like making lists.


1.  Superpro-Guy dresses up in a football uniform to fight crime.  Really Sports and comics NO!  Casey Jones has been the only good sports hero ever!
2.  President Obama-  As a writer at least have the imagination to create a president's name don't use the worst leader in America's history to ruin a Spider-Man comic.
3.  Bat-Cow, Thor Frog, Spider-Ham-  None of these animal superhero crossovers should have happened.  just plain stupid.  and yes in comic book history they all did happen.
4.  Howard the Duck-  Never saw the appeal or the movie.  He ruined many issues of Sh-Hulk totally unacceptable.
5.  Triathlon-  Three times the speed, strength and agility of an Olympic level athlete.  This guy was LAME!  he got his powers from the church of the triunine  understanding.  no wonder the Avengers thought it was a cult.
6.  D-MAN or Demolition Man-  It had nothing to do with the movie.  Really Captain America made a homeless man an Avenger claiming he was the ruler of a sewer kingdom of people.  The bathing jokes got old fast.
7.  Jimmy Olsen-  Really Superman's Pal!  The guy had a watch to summon Superman.  Instead of damsel in distress we have Princess Toadstool from Mario Brothers as a guy being an enabler causing the Kryptonian to have to come rescue him.  Really have you fed Superman's hero complex today.  Learn to fend for yourself kid.
8.  Supergirl's horse-  What does the maid of might need a horse for?  Um she can fly last i checked besides horses hurt people.
9.  Solo-  Guy walked around yelling "While Solo lives terror dies.  This guy was a blatant Punisher rip off with a teleporter.  Even Deadpool was cooler.
10.  Lois Lane-  This woman just feeds Superman's desire to rescue someone.  She enables his ego.
11.Sentry-  The power of 10 suns, he's schizo, his own enemy and he's been written out of existence.  This guy needs help.
12.  Crime Syndicate of America-  Justice League as villains.
13.  Hank Pym-  Has more persona's than one hero should have and doesn't even want to be a superhero.
14.  Squadron Supreme-  Avengers and Justice Legue rip off.
15.  J.Jonah Jamison-  He's important to Spidey's life and lore but listen to his rants even after hero after hero saves him you'd think he'd get a clue.
16.  Batroc the Leaper-  Just his name is lame.
17.  Nightwatch-  Showed up in Spider-Man comics looked like Spawn  I have all 12 issues of his only series but he was Spawn with no spiritual elements.
18.  Shuma Gorath- Somehow this thing made it to the Marvel Super Heroes game not sure if it was ever in a comic.  It was essentially an octopus with one huge eyeball spitting electricity.
19.  White Rabbit-  Alice in Wonderland gets crossed with a lady of the night.  She has no powers or abilities just dresses like a bunny.
20.  Blob-  This is basically an overweight version of Juggernaut.  Instead of stopping him you can't move him.
21.  Purple Man-  We were running out of ideas so we made someone obscure with purple skin and gave him mind control.
22.  Mr. Sinister and Apocalypse-  I realize in the X-Men universe they're bad guys but i can't figure out their powers in the comics or cartoons.
23.  Wolfsbane or Feral- Same type of powers except on is a cat and one is a wolf.
24.  Captain Marvel-  Marvel and DC have so many heroes by this name it's confusing.  There's guys and girls and different powers but the same name it's out of hand.      
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