Friday, August 21, 2015
Kind Word
I've seen this thing posted online a lot and it says this. "Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you can't see" I've said many times that working customer service sometimes the only kind words i may hear all week will be at church or from my wife and occasionally my family, If you're a person like Marion and I we thrive on kind words. Kindness is even part of the Fruit of the Spirit. Proverbs 12:25 "Worry weights a person down; An encouraging word cheers a person up." As a life group leader I'm throwing down the gauntlet if you will. Let's make a commitment to find something nice to say to people we interact with. Don't just frivolously say kind things but actually mean it. Years ago I said a prayer and maybe you need this. I asked God to show me the beauty he placed in people and then give me the ability to speak it.
Poem with a ring
Poem with a ring
Around
August 18th 2015 which was Bad Poetry day I wrote one good poem and
this was it.
Onion Ring
Chicken wing
To Marion Ding
For engagement ring
Gave her a Green Lantern ring
Now ding ding
She wears my wedding ring
Gorgeous beauty she does bring
Many songs we love to sing
To the King of Kings
Friday, August 14, 2015
WWE Christmas Poem
Stand back there’s a Hurricane coming
through
Around Christmas these days
Kane is taking down
Low flying reindeer
With fireballs blasting from the
turnbuckles
While Undertaker and Thor
Roast marshmallows on lightning rods
In the stands
Seth Rollins is still whining
Kevin Owens is getting coal
For being a jerk
Santa is checking the naughty list
Hey look he found on it
All the Divas roster
Except for sweet fair Emma
The Prime Time Players
Are begging Foley Santa for
“Millions of Dollars.”
Ted Dibiase tricked them
To forfeit too many
And then there’s dear old I.R.S.
Cena’s hustling loyal respectful
reindeer
Santino thinks he’s in the clear
He never should have taken
A Bionic Redneck’s beer
Spear! Spear! Spear!
Stephanie McMahon invites
NXT rookies to be
Tough Enough to play the Game
Book Ends on Big Show’s
Chopped cabinet
JBL pays Lesnar to
Repeatedly F5 Michael Cole
Heyman sucks the life out of Raw
Jericho please shut his
Walrus maw
Molly Holly made a comeback
To defeat the Bellas
Evil Rack Attack
Rock makes travel plans
To check Matt and Lita
Directly into the Smackdown Hotel
Arrow shoots Stardust
For being a pain in the Golddust
It saddens Sargent Slaughter
To find the Iron Sheik
And Hulkamania running wild
In the Macho Kingdom police blotter
Bagpipes and Piper
But no coconuts for Tamina
Because Natty’s feet smell riper
Benjamin and Clay’s Momma’s are
missing
Stratusfaction from a
Reunion with Kidman and Torrie Wilson
Lawler screams Puppies
While Funaki swims with guppies
Mae Young and Mark Henry
Oh gosh they’re way too friendly
We the People
Love Sweet Chin Christmas Music
While being kicked
Through plate glass windows
At Brutus the Barber’s Beefcake shop
Body Donnas lose to the Road Warriors
The personality of Lance Storm
Is well……………..torture
Hornswoggle slices pie
While Carlito
Spits apple in Vince’s eye
Spits apple in Vince’s eye
CM Punk is a traitor
Titus O’Neil is a Florida Gator
The Man that Gravity Forgot
Floated away
With Santa’s sleigh
Stinger brought Robocop
And Flair and Goldberg
Flipped their Honky Tonk Disco
Inferno Top
This Christmas is not near Mr.
Perfect
It’s really a Monsoon and Weasel scam
That’s why Ron Simmons looked around
and said
“Damn!”
Friday, August 7, 2015
Writer's Triangle
This is a poem I wrote about not being able to write. To me it’s not writer’s block it’s more like
a triangle and you’re going in a steady line for a while and just get stuck at
points. There’s a lot of references in
this I hope you as a reader catch them.
Writer’s Triangle
Words they fall like
syrup
Dripping from a
waffle
Thoughts like a bird
akin to vertical take-off landing
Right angles, not
Kurt Angle
Stuck at points on a
triangle
I had momentum till
that point
So many thoughts need
Pouring out like
sprinkles on a child’s ice cream cone
However my sprinkled
words
Took flight like a
flightless bird
Damn you penguin
Isosceles does not
belong in a
Writer’s triangle
lost my place
In Bermuda shorts
My thoughts locked up
in quartz
Bejewelled and
blitzed
Stuck in a paddleboat
Listening to the band
Styx
Stuck on points of a
triangle
Not a block or a
hectagon
No my thoughts
Like a weird
Fractured fabled
polygon
More weird angles and
tangents
Than an early Laura
Croft drawing
As strange as a
Rainbow Brite hoodie
This triangle left me
feeling not goody
Caffeine riddled
brain
Losing my thoughts
Dang it’s a pain
Up one side
Sliding down another
You write anything
Hoping to find a
buffet of more
Selling this Writer’s
Triangle
Like a mid-card
wrestler
Needing a great angle
Why is my brain at a
stump
This cartoon
commercial
Came with a video
bump
I need an idea dump
To get out of this
slump
I need more thoughts
Hey look a robot
Polar bear dogs
Don’t belong in my
story
But a damsel not in
distress
Hey nice dress
Now that might start
some writing glory
Hey buddy can you get
me off
This redundant
triangle
Because I’m writing
nothing
Just to be able to
write something
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