WWE Christmas Poem

Stand back there’s a Hurricane coming through

Around Christmas these days

Kane is taking down

Low flying reindeer

With fireballs blasting from the turnbuckles

While Undertaker and Thor

Roast marshmallows on lightning rods

In the stands

Seth Rollins is still whining

Kevin Owens is getting coal

For being a jerk

Santa is checking the naughty list

Hey look he found on it

All the Divas roster

Except for sweet fair Emma

The Prime Time Players

Are begging Foley Santa for

“Millions of Dollars.”

Ted Dibiase tricked them

To forfeit too many

And then there’s dear old I.R.S.

Cena’s hustling loyal respectful reindeer

Santino thinks he’s in the clear

He never should have taken

A Bionic Redneck’s beer

Spear! Spear! Spear!

Stephanie McMahon invites

NXT rookies to be

Tough Enough to play the Game

Book Ends on Big Show’s

Chopped cabinet

JBL pays Lesnar to

Repeatedly F5 Michael Cole

Heyman sucks the life out of Raw

Jericho please shut his

Walrus maw

Molly Holly made a comeback

To defeat the Bellas

Evil Rack Attack

Rock makes travel plans

To check Matt and Lita

Directly into the Smackdown Hotel

Arrow shoots Stardust

For being a pain in the Golddust

It saddens Sargent Slaughter

To find the Iron Sheik

And Hulkamania running wild

In the Macho Kingdom police blotter

Bagpipes and Piper

But no coconuts for Tamina

Because Natty’s feet smell riper

Benjamin and Clay’s Momma’s are missing

Stratusfaction from a

Reunion with Kidman and Torrie Wilson

Lawler screams Puppies

While Funaki swims with guppies

Mae Young and Mark Henry

Oh gosh they’re way too friendly

We the People

Love Sweet Chin Christmas Music

While being kicked

Through plate glass windows

At Brutus the Barber’s Beefcake shop

Body Donnas lose to the Road Warriors

The personality of Lance Storm

Is well……………..torture

Hornswoggle slices pie

While Carlito
Spits apple in Vince’s eye

CM Punk is a traitor

Titus O’Neil is a Florida Gator

The Man that Gravity Forgot

Floated away

With Santa’s sleigh

Stinger brought Robocop

And Flair and Goldberg

Flipped their Honky Tonk Disco Inferno Top

This Christmas is not near Mr. Perfect

It’s really a Monsoon and Weasel scam

That’s why Ron Simmons looked around and said

“Damn!”